Friday, June 27, 2008

Adulterers Protecting Marriage

Who needs satire when we have Republicans?

PageOneQ is reporting that America's favorite restroom toe tapper and his buddy the DC Madam's favorite diaper-fetish client are sponsoring an anti-gay "protection of marriage" amendment to the US Constitution.

Sens. Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsor Marriage Protection Amendment

Toe-tapping Larry Craig, who entered a guilty plea to a reduced charge of disorderly conduct, was detained and charged for attempting to engage in sexual activity with a male undercover police officer. His arrest and plea became public two months later. At that time, Craig attempted to withdraw his plea and enter a new plea of not guilty. To date, his efforts have been denied by the courts.

In July of 2007, David "Diapers" Vitter was identified as a client of a prostitution firm owned by the late Deborah Jeane Palfrey, commonly known as The DC Madam.

Text of the proposed amendment is included in the article linked above.